the underwear drawer

not unlike asparagus

So I don't really drink coffee, but I've been drinking it recently, because it's summer, and having an iced latte heavily laced with sugar seems like a good way to simulate eating ice cream for breakfast. Also, the caffeine is helpful. But now I notice that on the days I imbibe, my pee smells like coffee. I only drink one a day, if that. Is this weird? I am not a coffee person. This could be normal, for all I know. Or I have a conduit straight from my esophagus to my renal collecting system.

I guess it could be worse. Someone once told me that they ate, like, six Krispy Kreme donuts at once, and afterwards, their pee smelled like donuts.

Um...moving on.