I'm pretty sleepy now, so I'll make this short:
To the VERY BAD PERSON who stole my Gatorade out of the fridge in the doctor's lounge last night, A POX ON YOU. May you be cursed forever with the knowledge that you stole the beverage of a dehydrated pregnant lady working her sixth overnight ER shift in as many days.
Also, I peed in that Gatorade bottle.
Currently reading: "The Working Poor." This is probably a good book for people in healthcare to read. Even if it isn't directly about medicine, it is about a lot of our patients.