thanks for the mammeries
Yesterday we got a shipment of Christmas cookies from Joe's parents. Every year, they go into some sort of baking fugue state and whip up something like one million Christmas cookies (plus or minus several thousand) to give to everyone they know. Because they are nice and homey like that. This year we got off easy--only five boxes. Upon last inspection, there was marble loaf, fruitcake, pizzelles, rugelach, chocolate covered pretzels, and macaroons. However:
I'm going to give them the benefit of the doubt here that they didn't realize how much these sugar cookies look like boobs.
Currently realizing: That I haven't done any Christmas shopping at all yet, and that Christmas is next week. That settles it, McDonald's gift certificates for everyone.