thank you and good night
I have my whole Pain Consult banter down. First I introduce myself to the patients by telling them that I'm Dr. Au and I'm from the Pain Management team. Then I tell them that I know that "Dr. Ow" is a terrible name for a pain doctor, but I'll try not to make them say "Ow" more than once. Then, the patients either laugh (because, in case you didn't notice, I am VERY HILARIOUS, and they usually polite) or looks puzzled, because no hablo ingles.
(This joke does not translate well into Spanish, however. Not that I haven't tried.)