domo arigato, mr. vibrato
I've taken to wearing my pager to bed with me. Not because I'm on call, but because I've been using it as my alarm clock. Since I usually wake up anywhere between 5:00am and 5:30am to go to work (a time perhaps more precisely called "dark o'clock in the morning") I don't really want to wake up everyone else in the house with my alarm clock. So I set the alarm on my pager, turn it to vibrate, and wake up when my left hip starts buzzing. Silent but deadly.