Piloting this year's new winter coat. I originally wanted to get Cal the same jacket in olive green, because while I like road cone orange, his stroller is the same violent shade, and I thought that the juxtaposition of the two would be enough to induce seizures. However, Joe insisted on the orange, because, in his words, "It'll make him more visible to oncoming traffic." Ah, the ultra-paranoid school of parenting. No arguments there.