Sunday, December 09, 2007

eye'll be home for christmas

A Christmas tree set up in the window of this LASIK factory in our neighborhood. We have long suspected that this is not quite the most professional bastion of medical practice we've ever seen (case in point: the procedure room is in front of a floor-to-ceiling window deliberately in full view of pedestrian street traffic, right next to the giant plasma screen TV and scrolling multicolor Times Square ticker advertising the good doctor's services), but in case these was any doubt, let's take a closer look at these ornaments.

I mean, I could see how that might be cute and all, under the right circumstances, but given the whole Vegas-style office picture, I think they may have chased away their two remaining possible patients.