Tuesday, May 13, 2008

he's getting a box of tampons for father's day

Joe got me a box of Red Vines for Mother's Day. He then ate the whole package while I was on call last night.

I suspect this is only marginally better than getting me a bowling ball monogrammed "Homer."

Also: For those not yet inculcated, I am updating on Twitter even on days that I am not updating here. You can follow along if you're interested in reading extremely short messages several times a day about nothing in particular. (I know, I'm making it sound so AWESOME, aren't I? Clearly, I was born to do sales.)