pinky dinky doo
So yesterday, out of curiosity, I looked up how much that laptop bag would have cost if one were to buy it new. $150. And they were selling it at the "antique store" (basically new, it still had all the factory-creases in it from not being used) for $20. And I thought to myself, well, I could use a bigger laptop bag. And maybe pink isn't that hideous? Humor me, please. We're into Barbie!
Thus underlining a key weakness of my character. Sometimes I will buy something not because I want or need it, but just because it's a good deal. See also: a dozen donuts.