Thursday, January 08, 2009

signs that you maybe need more sleep

Reading my discharge instructions in the hospital yesterday:

"Your sutures are adorable and don't need to come out." Wait, what? They're ADORABLE? Excuse me, did you see them? They're hardly adorable. What kind of hippy-trippy, feel-good, sunshine up the ass person wrote these discharge instr--

Oh. Absorbable.