A few tips on taking long trips with small children.
1.) There is no such thing as too many plastic bags.
2.) If you can find some way to impregnate their lunch with some variety of sedative-hyponotic, bully for you, because that's what I should have done.
3.) No, we are not there yet.
4.) I don't care how many difficult airways you managed to intubate under duress or how many crashing patients you managed to drag back from the brink of death--bring along a secret stash of treats for the car and produce it at the proper moment. YOU WILL BE A HERO.
5.) Kids at play will never let you take a picture of the front of their heads, so just stop trying.