Wednesday, September 17, 2003

you decide

Is this a compliment or an insult? "Your butt looks like J.Lo's in those pants."


MICHELLE
You're saying my ass is big!

JOE
No! How could you construe what I said as "your ass is big?"

MICHELLE
Uh, because J.Lo has a big butt, duh.

JOE
No, her butt is famous!

MICHELLE
For being big!

JOE
No, for being nice!

MICHELLE
In that big way.

JOE
Your butt is not big.

MICHELLE
I know, but you said it looked like J.Lo's, so...

JOE
I just meant it looked inviting.

MICHELLE
"Inviting?"


Discuss.

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