As part of my outpatient rotation this month, this morning I'm scheduled to go to the Riverdale Lactation Center in the Bronx. I've never even taken the subway up that far--the instructions tell me to get on the 1/9 train and take it aaaaaaaallllll (...) the way down to the end of the line, Van Cortland Parkway. And there's a good deal of walking after that. This had better be the most lactiferous center ever, or I want my money back. Or at least my morning.