Apparently I have reached the point in this pregnancy in which random strangers in the street feel the need to shout things at me. Nice things, for the most part. But still, who are you?
(Walking down the steps of the Health Sciences Library)
You're having a baby!
(Weighing options for answer, some pithy and some profound, finally deciding upon...)
That's so sweet!
Or how about this lady:
(Walking out the front door of the hospital)
(In wheelchair and leg cast, smoking a cigarette)
When's the baby coming?
In about three weeks.
Looks like you're having...
MICHELLE'S INNER MONOLOGUE
A boy? A girl? A bobble-head doll?
...a real porker.
Currently reading: "The Handbook of Clinical Anesthesia." This book is pocket-sized, so it reads really fast and also makes me feel like a giant.