One of the parents of our patients has some kind of an inside business connection to a big-name candy manufacturer. Today, she brought in boxes and boxes of chewing gum, the kind that groceries buy wholesale, and began giving it out to everyone. "Take more! Take more!" she kept telling us. I took one fuity pack and one minty pack. I was chewing gum for the rest of the afternoon. Now my jaws are all tired.
Currently reading: Three weeks work of backlogged New Yorker magazines.
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