I mention this because it was in The New York Times, not because I have no life. Well, yes, that too, but apparently the BIG NEWS IN KIDVILLE these days is that the Yellow Wiggle (his name is Greg Page) has retired for health reasons. I had never watched "The Wiggles," mostly secondary to some notion that they were just some sort of live-action Teletubbies (I think the color-coding gave me that idea, as well as the idea that THE PURPLE ONE IS GAY) so I went on You Tube in search of some pirated footage to figure out what all the fuss is about.
I am so sorry I looked. That song is going to be in my head for THE REST OF MY LIFE.